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Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

Credit: reddit
@pundito, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @kryptodenno
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/4)

Yeah, thanks for mentioning me

Danke auch Dir und viel Glueck!!!