You blow on two 6-sided dice, and throw:
First die lands...
You rolled a 1.
Second die lands...
You rolled a 1.
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You blow on two 6-sided dice, and throw:
First die lands...
You rolled a 1.
Second die lands...
You rolled a 1.
Figures. When it counted the most, Setzer needed boxcars, and he got snake eyes instead.
Setzer sits down and does not sleep. He waits...
and ponders and is tormented by his thoughts...
How the hell did I end up so unlucky?
3 Gobbos smacked down, 3 cursed items left behind.
Locke would've never had these troubles...
Damn, I could use another big bottle of alcohol right now.
Fortunately, Setzer would be granted mercy as someone else had noticed...
🎵 [country music starts playing from out of nowhere] 🎵
🎵 (In the eyes of a ranger, the unsuspected stranger... 🎵
🎵 ...had better know the truth of wrong from right.)🎵
🎵 'Cause the eyes of Chuck Norris are upon you... 🎵
🎵 anything you do he's gonna see. 🎵
🎵 Wherever you are just look behind you... 🎵
🎵 (... 'cause that's where Chuck Norris is gonna be.) 🎵
Chuck Norris walks up to Setzer and they stare at each other for a few moments. No words are exchanged, as their facial expressions told it all... Setzer wished for death, and Chuck was willing to grant it.
Setzer stands up, and Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick to Setzer; Setzer's head detaches and flies off into the sky. About a minute later, the head lands at the feet of the Wizard from Aus.
GAME OVER
Oh mate, no strategy would have helped with those horrible dice...just wasn't meant to be...I salute your efforts though mate - well played!