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Dear Sir or Madam, I am a wildlife documentary film maker, the plight of deep sea fauna is not well represented in the Natural History film-making industry as they prefer fluffy cute things that make the audience go: Awww!
To rectify this horrendous lack of representation I need to mount an expedition to the sea-floor, and it needs to get done quickly before David Attenborough gets too ancient to do the voice-over.
The first bit of essential kit we need is a submarine, we can get a cheap ex-military one for around $7 Billion, but we are a fair amount short of that total; Not to mention we will need to keep Sir David A on tea and biscuits for the duration of the voyage.
Your upvote can make all the difference, please do this for the little ugly critters at the bottom of the sea, that no-one loves, except me.
Entry ends. Seriously not looking to win anything, just entering for a bit if a laugh :)