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Cousin Agatha sighs in frustration that she was a wizard and not a warrior with a rather large sharp blade, or she would have taken care of the budgie-smuggling problem permanently. Alternatively, and intriguingly, she had seen the Edward Scissorhands movie several times ...

But no, she is a wizard to her bones, and as such is polite in her fighting. Even if she's up against an Ogre.
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hehe I can't wait to see Cousin Agatha's attack - How dare he wear budgie smugglers in front of you :)

!mysticzap

You perform a quick fireball attack:
fireball
### Your fireball looks cool, not like wow-holy-shit-amazing...but cool!. It burns the enemy with a solid hit of 4 points. You use the diminishing flame in your hands to spark up you pipe and take a long hit whilst stroking your beard.

Score! Even with a -1 I break even with the necessary 3.

Begone, offensive item of doom.

(and yes, that was the least x-rated pic I could find mwahaha)

Stage 2 result validated. 3 life points banked (current total 6), 2nd flawless victory = Level 1.