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But she ran off with a foreign Prince.

Who promised her riches beyond her dreams...he had been trying to give it away via emails to random strangers, but nobody would accept their good fortune.

"I am from Nigeria", he begged the mute screen, angry movements in still air, "I want to give you my money!!", he didn't understand, why? why wouldn't they accept his generosity?

And he said "whatever bitch, see you later!"

she's is the war I could never win:)

He wooed her and pleaded to get under her skin.

Broken here by lack of upvoting above comment.