Wiping your ass with papyrus
Ummm, yes, scraping the bottom of the barrel for "-us" rhymes for your iambic pentameter? Hahaha! Well it works not only from the images and sensations it evokes, but also the onomatopoeia...
A glass of Merlot won’t lessen your woe,
… The answer’s a bottle of rum
Continuing the barrel analogy, if the lock down continues after 21 days in South Africa (day 2 is dawning), there will be barrels of neither merlot nor rum to be had...
Fiona
@fionasfavourites,
Thanks a lot, @jaynie.
Quill
Actually, because the regulations don't permit the sale of any alcohol. Or tobacco.....