I enjoyed this fun little poem. I especially liked the internal rhyme scheme and the multiple ways in which you referred to toilet paper. A bottle of rum, indeed.
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@moeknows,
Huh, someone who knows what "internal rhyme scheme" is ... and that it's called, "internal rhyme scheme." :-)
I will go have a look at your project, Blockchain Poets.
Quill
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