"9-1-1, where is your emergency?"
"Ma'am, I need to ask you a favor. Can I ask you a favor?"
"Sir, are you having an emergency?"
"Can you go in the bathroom real quick and flush the toilet to tell me which way the water goes?"
"Excuse me?"
"Can you flush the toilet and tell me which way the water goes? When you flush it. Which way does it go?"
"Sir, this line is reserved for people experiencing emergencies. Are you having an emergency?"
"Just tell me which way the water goes!"