CRYPTOCURRENCY, CLOAK COIN, ETHEREUM and CLIF HIGH'S BOMB-ASS CONSPIRACY

in #crypto7 years ago

So this week, Clif High did a USAWatchdog.com interview with Greg Hunter in which Clif made an assertion that CRYPTO will overtake the USD and other fiat currencies, as the monetary system of the future. Not one to let ANARCHO-CAPITALISTS down--Clif, for those who don't know, is DAT BOI who worked for Microsoft, and made a name for himself by analyzing linguistics in searches, databases, social networks, etc. using WEB BOTS to predict future trends, and upcoming aggregates of market behavior.

You can view the interview here:

Clif isn't exactly ACCURATE when it comes to CRYPTO, or commodities for that matter--having predicted silver would overtake the price of GOLD by 2016. Another notable FAILED LAUNCH, WEB BOT prediction in 2009 claimed that SILVER would reach upwards around $600/oz in the recession following the 2008 market crash.
The result was a sharp rise in silver over the next two years as commodity investors, and FRENZIED CONSPIRACY THEORISTS panic-bought silver at a premium of $25-$45 , anticipating that doom was ON LIKE THE BREAK OF DAWN.

Despite the urgency of DAT BOI Clif's advice to buy up silver, the bomb-ass price prediction was a dud, topping out in 2011 at a mere $50/oz. Following the PUMP, the SILVERADOS in CLASSIC fashion initiated a massive SELLOFF, and left doomers with their DICK IN THE DUST. It never recovered after the blast, and still fails to reach even $20/oz in 2017. But DAT BOI Clif is not quite done shilling the next imminent PUMP coin...

Aside from high praise about ETH and Bitcoin in this most recent interview, Clif drops THE FAT CONSPIRACY BOMB on the CRYPTO-world by gunning for CLOAK COIN---a crypto that's been around since 2014, whose price has lagged around 10 cents over the last several years. Cloakcoin utilizes blockchain tech with a side-chain, CLOSED SOURCE code whose tech uses a group of so-called “Cloakers” that help to obfuscate the link between the sender and the recipient of a transaction.

While anonymity is a great component for privacy and decentralization--we all know that SEXY MOTHER-ETHER, General Vitalek, and his DEV-Army will simply snatch up anonymous capability via ZK-SNARKS. More info here: https://blog.ethereum.org/2017/01/19/update-integrating-zcash-ethereum/

Gen. Vitalek, like the BENEFICENT DICTATOR that he is, will implement anonymous capability into ETH the same way RUSSIA AND USA implemented ROCKET FUEL during the race to the MOON.
V-BOOOOOM!

Is it no suprise that we see CLOAKCOIN sail beyond the dark side of Clif's moon, with around 240% gains reaching a new ATH of over $4.00, in the subsequent hours following Clif's interview? CLASSIC PUMP & DUMP deployed. If you purchased a payload of this SHIT Coin, its time to dump that motherfucker like Joe Dirt headed back down to earth on his LUCKY METEOR. For those observing CLOAKCOIN'S rise from a ranking in the 200's to the FRONT PAGE of CoinMarketCap at #84, NEVER FORGET the silver slaughter and BAGHOLDER PAIN of Clif's aforementioned shit-shilling.

HODL ARMY--------ATTEN-CHUN!------US Dollar is DEAD. CLOAK COIN is a LIE! NOW GO FORTH, FELLOW CRYPTO-COMRADES, AND SELL YOUR LEFT KIDNEY FOR 75 ETH!

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Right on! It's funny to watch Clif or his acolytes (Jsnip) talk about trading crypto. They're quite awful at it...

It's incredible. And the fact that people FOLLOW his advice just floors me, he has an awful record of failure...LOL

actually on crypto clif has had some big hits from what I hear.

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Please stop with the all-caps.

It's distracting and unprofessional. It makes me feel that you're being emotional and not objective. Possibly that you haven't done research or are pushing a specific agenda.

Not that I think that you are. Just the feeling I get while reading.

Nice article. I was about to start a similair discussion. Buy and hold for the upcoming 2 to 5 years and the market will find it's way. We really need more insights in the market and previous investment results. Besides coinmarketcap.com there is: https://www.coincheckup.com Since I use this site I make so much less basic investment mistakes.