While we're at it, why not just create a Nobel prize for true science, like the hypothesis you so thoroughly outlined here. We could call it the... Newbel prize (Neobel prize?), and have many different categories:
- Predictive Astrology
- Crystal-Healing Geotechnology
- Extraterrestrial History
One could also think of special, thematic prizes like:
- Homeopathic Advancement of the Year
- Most Surgical Therapeutic Touch
- Most Secure Tin Foil Hat of the Year
Let's start this new scientific revolution together for a better world!