Daily Joke : 2018-07-19

in #dadjoke7 years ago

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’


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(Joke sourced from the comedy Legends @ https://icanhazdadjoke.com/)

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