Welcome to today's...
Welcome to today’s class in mathpolitics where you’ll learn how two positive appearing numerals when added together have no positive value. You may not have heard of mathpolitics before but I like sharing little obscure facts and new concepts.
To understand mathpolitics...
To understand mathpolitics you need to understand the concept originated in the USA. In mathpolitics the largest (greatest in value) number is nine (9) and the least number in value exceeds -330,000,000.
All the other numbers in between those two are of no real consequence, they are just there to play with in various equations.
So in today's...
So in today’s first lesson we will tackle the vary basic, of basic equations, in mathpolitics of 1+1 = 0 (zero) Let’s get started.
Defining mathpolitics is a good place to start; math + politics = mathpolitics. Everyone got that or do I need to over it again? Okay, were moving ahead.
The first integer in our equation today is 1. This number is used in the first placeholder of our equation to represent a political party.
Being the politically correct person that I am, ( or in order to be kept from being called a racist) we will default to alphabetical order in assigning political parties to their positions in the equation. The first Integer position will represent the Democratic political party.
The next item we encounter is the “plus sign” (+) it is used in mathpolitics in the same way it is used in basic mathematics. In basic math the equation 1 + 1 = 2 , but we are not dealing in basic math so don’t let the total in the basic math equation confuse you.
The second integer (located to the right of the + sign) in this mathpolitics equation is again the numeral 1. This integer represents the Republican political party.
So we've set...
So we’ve set up the equation with the Democrats on the left and the Republicans on the right. (Where have I heard that before?) Again, alphabetical order, I’m not playing politics so don’t start with the accusations.
As we progress in the mathpolitics equation we’ve arrived at the all important symbol of equality, or as it’s called in basic math, the “equals sign”. ( = ) This is where the merger of the integers in the first and second positions of the equation are added together and the sum total value is expressed to the right of the equal sign (=).
Zero or (0)...
Zero or ( 0 ) is the numeric representative of value in the mathpolictics basic equation of 1 + 1 and it is placed to the right of the equals sign ( = ).
Everybody understand how we arrived at zero? I am pretty sure most of you understand that; but just in case some of you are slow (mistake) “challenged” learners I’ll explain below.
The rest of you are excused from class, but be back here tomorrow when we’ll explore how nine ( 9 ) ranks as the most valuable or highest numeral currently in mathpolitics.
Those of you...
Those of you who stayed around after class I commend you. Mathpolitics can be tricky; anytime something basic (like math) is taken and injected or mixed with politics it can really be confusing. The bare bones take away from today’s lesson is this.
Neither the Democrat nor Republican parties of today’s politics represent any value for the American people, thus the sum total of actual value is zero.
No matter how you add it up, or what numbers you use, the sum total of value in mathpolitics will always be zero using Democrat or Republican as the represented integers.
For clarification; this...
For clarification; this is constitutional mathpolitics. Damn, I hope those that didn’t stick around after class for the full explanation realize this.
For my international readers; I would imagine that these basic mathpolitics principals would apply in your country as well if your system uses political parties. Do me a favor and apply the equation in your country and let me know if you come up with the same result to the basic mathpolitics equation.
Until next time,
Sult
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