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I tried to write one for the other sex, but gave up after 354 pages...
Sorry.

I read some time ago about a woman trying to do the same thing, but she couldn't get it published. After numerous protests of the group 'Save the Rain-forest', her publisher refused to continue.

Well... for that reason I would make it an ebook, but I'm afraid most computers would crash on it.

Definitely, sit back and follow back, and I'll have that up in a few days ;)