When this came up in my feed I thought it was mermaids playing Twister, and I thought, where would they put the mat?
I love your sense of humor. You even gave them gills! More attractive than having blowholes in the back of their heads, like dolphins.
They'd better be careful playing in all that plastic waste or they might end up tangled up in one of those plastic ring things from soft drink cans.

...if u honestly imagined a mermaid......like if i do it I imagine them all scaly (skin under water wont do)....i imagine em broad shouldered....just look at the swimmers...now imagine beeing under water 24/7...now that would be a wide muscled chest right there! All that hair would be useless or i doubt it would be in a such a great condition lol.
But why do we discriminate against the mermaids that are fish on top and girls on the bottom?
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They have feelings too!
ive encountered few of these ^ its not a myth.
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