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Nothing.

Bad is a conspiracy perpetrated by the conservo-liberal media to encephalon scrub us into hating the god-given chemtrails.

You forgot flouride.

It must be all that stuff in the water, but curiously I can't remember what it's called right now. I think they also put it in toothpaste for some reason.

Mint?

Yeah, I think that's it.

Well you thought wrong! Downvoted!

I love rage comments, they spice up things a bit as long as they are not insulting, just letting the rage out :P

Insults are for losers, asshole. HA! You know I'm not being serious.