I'm gonna say he should go check out the strange smell. It could be more wooden dildos possibly, and you can never have enough of those. Or, it could be the scene of a gruesome murder perhaps. Either way, it's a win-win.
(Oh, by the way, I'm doing a gaming contest if you have any interest in entering. Just giving some SBD's away to giveback to everyone :P Sorry if this comes off as me shilling, just thought you might possibly want to enter.)
I wrote an entry and posted it. Fingers crossed.
I saw! I still need to read through it, but appreciate you entering, bro! I figured it would make for a good writing prompt for people to write a post they may not have thought to write otherwise. That, and everyone loves free stuff ;) And, I get to read through some interesting or entertaining stories. It's a win-win :)