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I am an investor douch bag.

You forgot to add a comma there,
so you just called yourself an "investor douche bag".

Classic.

I laughed so hard I may need to reposition my spleen.

Thanks!

Hahaha, I had to upvote this one 😂

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This got me, hahahaha.

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Is that a promise of profit? Is Steem not real? Your assumptions about gameplay mechanics being investment grade opportunity are the issue, and your failure to do one damn bit of due diligence about gameplay mechanics being profit generating mechanisms is a strong source of doubt regarding your claim that you are an investor.

I will reiterate that this is an opportunity for you to profit greatly by grasping investing better. Warren Buffet is an investor, one that many folks admire greatly for his understanding of investing. Compare what he does to what you did, and you may better avoid misapprehensions of investment opportunities going forward. Every investment bears risk, and failing to do due diligence is not standard procedure for investors, because it practically guarantees losses instead of capital gains.

It may not be apparent, but no one can assess risk for you. If you blame others for your failures to do so, you will be unable to undertake that necessary function of investing.

Consider the optics dude.

Investor in what? 2000 gunman? Let that sink in... ohh boy, what are you smoking?