Apologies for those that waited for a Sarcasm article last Saturday ... but poor old PVM had to relay on his ever-green drafts for most of the days. I was busy with bureaucracy, phone calls that lead towards no solution and lots of thing that are time consuming but pointless. Time to get positive and feel #AliveAndThriving
I wish I could tell you I was away, but at the moment I go in a holiday only in my dreams. Unfortunatelly ... I don't sleep a lot. However, this is the view I want to see in December!
PVM takes no break, no holiday... as he has a job to do! My relationship status is "posting memes and entertaining everyone" so let's roll with the dark humor and make you giggle!
You can still claim your free Overline NFT! The ōLand represents a form of ownership in the Overline's wireless network.
All the ōLand owners will receive crypto rewards from wireless activity that passes through the router devices that are working in the 1.67 acre plots of ōLand.
Yes, users will receive crypto for IRL activity on the patch of land linked to the NFT. Read all about it in: Overline Network NFT Land - A mysterious world is floating above you
Season 5 of Wombat Dungeon Master finished and the game is moving from play2earn towards pay2play. You hardly earn anything if you are not a VIP or you are not part of a guild/clan. It's still easy to play, as I am sending my wombat away for 24 hours. When they will complicate the gameplay ... I will stop!
I really want to reduce the things I am doing, including silly games that bring only cents in profit. I am still wasting time on Facebook, but under 1 hour per day is acceptable. I spent an average of 7 hours per day, a small improvement from over 10 hours during the summer time.
When I was little I was looking forward to grow up, get a job and have my own money. Adulthood was a lie, as I am now the same mischievous child but stuck in an adult body. I would like to live from crypto but the whole ecosystem is too volatile. I would like to earn more money but I don't want to commit to a 9-5 job. What is the solution?
I told you I am still young at heart, which makes me a top candidate for the "Dad of the Year!" award. I told my child many times that the playground is closed due to "the man" locking the gate, or that the soft play centre is closed but they will call us back when will open. However, never thought to use ice cream to persuade him to take medicines.
On rare occasions, people DM me to see how I am or is I am coping alright whit all the shit that it's happening on a daily basis. No worries dudes, I am doing well! Everything is alright!
Was it better before I invested in crypto? Not sure about it because I didn't invested much, earning my crypto through work, content creation, meme competition and general hustling. However, the sad events from the Cryptoverse treats both content creators and investors the same! Today you have a portfolio with huge potential, tomorrow you have a bag of shitcoins.
Do you believe in conspiracy theories? Have you watched "The Rings of Power"? The story is not as original as you think, as everything was stolen from the Teletubbies! Once you see it you can't un-see it!
They say the life in the Cryptoverse will always have up and downs, but then why 2022 had only downs? Like that time I earned $137 on Bityard by mirroring this dudes trades, only to lose everything in less then a day. Bear market at it's best!
Speaking about sad events... do you remember when Beanstalk was hacked and $BEAN went to zero value? They recovered well, had some top investors that revived the project like the Phoenix bird, and now my 32,982 pods have a chance to become $BEANS. The chance is as high as a Wild Buck getting his eye back as my place in line is after 599 millions. This amount may be achieved in the next 100 years!
Who cares about pods when I can fill pads? I got some colors out and started drawing shitty stuff, as a method of relaxation. It looks like I am tripping but it's just a way to battle my anxiety and inner demons. Who knows how far this transformation will go ... maybe I will try vegan food soon!
John Lennon said "time that you enjoy wasting, was not wasted", so I am asking myself how to waste more time in a pleasant way. Shall I embrace the darkness and go venture in the blizzard of monotony? Maybe I will just stick to collecting Byron's amazing art!
I heavily relayed on the read-made articles I keep in case of emergency and now I have to restock the shelf. The only meaningful thing I've done in the last two weeks was to announce two more Humble Tractors giveaways.
The first NFT airdrop for NFT holders is getting prepared ... as [Humble Tractors - Hey!] will soon be minted. This collection will be limited to only 35 NFTs and will work on the first come - first serve distribution model. This means that only the first 35 holders of Humble Tractors will receive Hey! NFTs. This offer is available until 31st of October at 8 PM GMT. If the numbers of Humble Tractors holders will not reach 35 by the KPI expiry date, then the remaining NFTs will remain in my portfolio. You can make me Hey-less if the sales go well!
The second event is another raffle, even bigger then the September one! Every Humble Tractors holder will receive 1 raffle ticket per NFT, but new owners will receive 2 tickets in the draw. It's the perfect opportunity to get your tractor, or to get an extra tractor. Ask every humble farmer and the answer will be the same ... you will never have enough tractors!
This raffle have a bigger prize pool, with 80 KPI options allocated to the draw. The top prize will be 40 KPI options, and 4 secondary prizes of 10 KPI options. The snapshot will be taken at 8 PM GMT on the 31st of October and the prizes will be sent as soon as possible. Be part of blockchain history! Be part of my social experiment! Get a Humble Tractors!
I hope this sarcastic article will fill refresh your mind and flip the day with some positive vibes. Keep hungry for money and thirsty for knowledge. Live as it's no tomorrow and make sure all your actions will build a legacy!
Be the best version of yourself and be the best you can be. Do it for yourself not for others. Get a Humble Tractors and check the other articles from the Sarcasm Saturday series:
Sarcasm Saturday #1 - How bad was the dip of the dip?
Sarcasm Saturday #2 - From "To the Moon!" to cockroach mode!
Sarcasm Saturday #3 - WTF is wrong with 2022?
Sarcasm Saturday #4 - The Positivity Monster and the Bear Market
Sarcasm Saturday #5 - The night is long and full of terrors!
Sarcasm Saturday #6 - Rude Crypto for Blockchain OGs
Sarcasm Saturday #7 - DOGE, Doctors and Dementia
Sarcasm Saturday #8 - The Peculiar Mindset of Crypto Bros
Sarcasm Saturday #9 - The Perpetual Market Downfall
Sarcasm Saturday #10 - What if it's no tomorrow?
Saturday Sarcasm #11 - Crypto Cooking is back with fresh flavors!
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!ALIVE | !BBH | !PGM
!ALIVE !LUV !PIZZA !BBH !PGM !CENT !VYB !ONEUP not sure how many will work!
hahaha - You are a genius! 😂
However, now you know how many of them work.
Btw, not all tokens are tipping tokens, just some of them. But all of them that can be tipped require some minimum amount staked or in holding to be able to trigger the tipping bot.
Here you may find the list of Hive-Engine tokens that can be tipped.
By clicking on each token's name (link), you may find out how each of them functions. 😊
Thanks for the list! Now I know!
@pvmihalache, sorry! You need more $BBH to use this command.
The minimum requirement is 1000.0 BBH balance.
More $BBH is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP
Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide
I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444
@pvmihalache, sorry! You need more $ALIVE to use this command.
The minimum requirement is 1000.0 ALIVE staked.
More $ALIVE is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
Discord
Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP
Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide
I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444
@pvmihalache! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @vocup. (1/5)
@pvmihalache! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @vocup. (4/20)
The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.
PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
@pvmihalache(1/5) tipped @vocup (x1)
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