T'was the night before the election and all through the house...

in #election20203 years ago (edited)

T'was the night before the election, and all through the house.
The shitizens all voted including the mouse.
Except for this patriot nestled in his bunk.
Dreaming of fucking with fat little Antifa punks.

The cities all boarding up getting ready for the big day.
Because Antifa zombies arent going to get their way.
The ballots were printed all through the night,
in the hopes to be counted then flung out of sight.

The people were sleeping, their minds a mess,
the mind control worked, they passed their covid test.
They didn't realize that, in q-tips nurses gave,
was a brain implant chip to connect 5G pathways.

The nuralink hummed as it boiled the brain,
the zombies were rioting, cities burning in a blaze.
So here's to another Trump victory, may we watch all their little heads explode.
We patriots are ready its time to lock and load...




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Good Shit bro. Sorry I missed voting for this one. So I tipped a few Hive.

Rock On...

Just now saw this. So that's where that mystery Hive I got came from HA HA. I was like WTF when I saw that HA HA. Thanks for the tip.

This election ain't over. When Trump wins in the Supreme Court and these states flip back to Trump winning him the election like he should have, that's when all these stupid little fuckers will really start rioting like you won't believe. This is why Trump set up the National Guard in all these cities. He knew all this was coming. Why else would he be playing golf without a care in the world while at the same time losing the election getting it stolen from him?