I am going to comprise a list of questions. A list of questions that of course, nobody is going to bother answering. That's a given. We know this up front. Regardless, I am going to post them anyway.
Let's say you're in someone else's house, & you spill a drink. Do you.....
a} Say nothing, & leave it there as a surprise for the people that live there?
b} Immediately take responsibility, as you should, & proceed to clean it up? BeFORE anyone else sees, & withOUT being told to clean up the mess YOU made?
c} Try smoothing it out with your foot, & hope nobody notices?
d} Tell someone else, & let THEM clean up YOUR mess?
e} Suddenly "vanish"?
Let's say you're at work. At your job there are actual cloth towels that you periodically utilize in your duties. There is also a designated area for you to put those towels into when you finish using them. Do you.....
a} Immediately put said towels into that designated area as soon as you have finished using them?
b} Toss / Fling said towels all over the place like if you were a stripper on a stage?
c} Scatter them throughout your work place like easter eggs for your co-workers to "discover"?
d} Put them on the floor, stand on them, & proceed to twist & shout?
e} Deliver them to other departments at your work place, & again, hide them in THOSE areas for THOSE co-workers to discover like easter eggs?
Let's say you need to borrow something. Do you....
a} Courteously ask the owner of said "something" if you could have their permission to borrow it?
b} Just take it like a thief without communicating your needs to the owner of that "something"?
c} Believe that "borrow", & "have" actually mean the same thing? {Brush up on your terminology, kids.}
On that note of "borrowing".... Once you have completed using the item for what you needed it for.... Do you....
a} Hide it amongst your things so that you can magically "inherit" that item in your department? As in.... Now it's YOURS?
b} Sit it down "somewhere" in your area, & conveniently neglect to return it to the owner? After all.... You got what YOU needed.....
c} Return the item to the owner, smile at the owner, thank the owner for allowing you to use the item - so that THEY know you returned it & YOU know that THEY know you returned it, & get back to your own area?
d} Sell the item to the highest bidder for personal profit?
e} Take it home with you? You NEEDED one of those......
Let's say you're at work..... Do you....
a} Have to be repeatedly told that you are compensated with cash for your time in return for WORKING?
b} Treat your time at work like Happy Hour at a bar?
c} Use that time to study for a big test, or catch up on homework?
d} Treat it as time to rest? I mean, you're TIRED, damn it! When ELSE are you going to get to go hide in your car, & get some damn shut eye?
e} Think of it as recess? Like, continuously making your co-workers / bosses "find you" as if you are playing a game of Hide'N Seek? A game THEY didn't realize you were playing?
f} Look at it as a dating game of some sort? You're lonely, & you have needs, DAMN IT! Where ELSE are you going to find such an assortment of people who are both showered, & sober to choose from? {You seriously need to get out more.}
Okay.... That's it for now. I have more, but.... Well... We'll just leave this as it is for now.... #FutureIsDoomed