First off, "assflakes" got me laughing. I don't know why that tickled my funny bone, but it did. So thanks for the laugh.
Secondly, social media is about two things - social and media.
You handled the social part pretty well. If you'll have your bot contact my bot, I'll have my bot explain the media part to your bot and then both our bots will have a clue. ;-)
I thought it was just me @blockurator, but "assflakes" got me too!!
It just sounds funny. :-)