I just realized you changed to a new site@zyzymena, it's good my search machine was able to locate the new you.
As for the fun corner, I honestly will take the poo in the house, no pretence, it's better she start getting to know the odd side earlier and if she consider it as a shame , the spirit is revealing to me she's not my complimented rib
Advice
It's better late than never man, announce it to your wife,at first she might not find it easy but with time and your genuineness
she might come to accept it .but then work on yourself, if you are turning a new leaf turn completely and not with deceit.
Thank you so much @shemzy. Im glad you have an active search engine...lol. This is the way it is going to be from now onwards.
Hahaha so if she feels bad about you taking a poo in her house then she isnt the one? Very hilarious response. Thank you so much for the advise on the anonymous , like you said, being upfront with his wife is definitely the best option.