comedy open mic round:15

in #esteem7 years ago

Sir: Well bolto you know titumir?
Bolt: Sir, no.
Sir: If you look at the study then you can recognize.
Boltu: Sir, do you know Abul Uncle?
Sir: No, but who are you?
Boltu: If you want to feed your wife then you can recognize
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Sir: Well, boltu why do you talk during class?
Boltu: Sir, why did you take a class while talking to me?
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Boltu sir, go to mutate?
Sir ki ray haram jada never piss from your face?
Bolto no sir, are you?
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Sir: Boltu, tell me what the dog is going to do?
Bolt: Sir, keep balance with the tail.
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Sir: Boltu, why do you get 21 in Bangla?
Boltu: Sir, you said 21 our pride.
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Sir: Boltu, who you hate in history?
Boltu: Sir, who is Ishwar Chandra Vidyasagar
Sir: Why? He was a great man.
Boltu: Hmmm ... ash. If I did not close my childhood marriage, then I used to have a happy family with my wife.
(Sir, please. If you like it, please comment.)

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