I was wondering today if any of my kids have seen my Hive blog. I know they know about it, but I would guess they have never looked at it from one of their devices.
When I started on Steem they were around more and I did show them a bit, even got them some accounts, but they went unused. They would give me shit about Bitcoin too, probably because I talked about it way too much.
I remember this youtube video that cracked us all up, and it's still funny today. Highly recommend ππ
I'm sure they would learn stuff about me here that they don't know, and maybe a thing or two that they didn't want to know :D
So, without further ado...
Kids,
If you are reading this, you have won!
That was easy, eh? And you get to choose one of three prizes:
- $100 usd
- 10 ounce .999 silver bar
- 0.006 BTC
Good luck kids! Love you π
Lol! That video is great!
You can adopt me and I'll take all three! π
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!PIMP
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!LOL
Nuh-uh! I'm running away from home! π
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Up for adopting a middle-aged man?
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Hi dad Iβll take all of the above please.
Go to your room son!
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But dadβ¦β¦
Zip it!
I want my prize
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I'll take all three too! But the best pick of the three will be the good old BTC!
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Well bighigg, looks like everyone that commented said they'd take all three so I'm glad none of you are my kids because y'all can't read!!
Baaahahahah
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If I call you daddy can I get $100?
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Dammit! I am gonna send one of them a link to this on instagram!
π€ͺ
Damn cheaters
Can I be one of your kids Lol!ππ€£
Yes son, you can start by splitting and stacking those 5 cords of wood π€£
But Dad Elizabethbit wonβt help with the firewood at all!!π³
She has a real job!! One more peep outta you and you'll have to mow the lawn TWICE next weekend!
π
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Yes Dad.............π