Joshua!!! -poke-
Hey dude, I saw that couple following you! Your ex and her new bae, right?
Well whatever! They almost got on here too. But hey, I saw them looking at the guy's phone as we left the bus stop.
Listen to me!!!
So about 2 miles down the road is a Walmart and the bus stops there. Get OFF the bus and go get yourself a burner phone! They obviously are tracking you by that phone in your hand and you'll NEVER lose them until you ditch that and get a cheapo at Wally World!
-grabs phone and throws it out the window -
WHAT!?!?!?! DUDE, I just saved your freakin' life!!!