Ken Griffin comments appear on SEC proposals public forum

Ken Griffin Comments on NSCC proposals are appearing on the website of the SEC. Either Mayo Man accidentally started saying telling the truth, or some very mischievous Apes have been submitting comments in his name on the SEC's website on various rule proposals. We think it's more likely the latter, as Kenny isn't well known for being anything other than a lying twat.

One set that we found were on the comments on the the proposal called "Self-Regulatory Organizations; National Securities Clearing Corporation; Notice of Filing of Proposed Rule Change to Establish the Securities Financing Transaction Clearing Service and Make Other Changes", classified as Release No. 34-92570.

You can view the official website, and the submitted comments here.

Ken Griffin Comments on NSCC public proposals

There aren't too many Ken Griffin comments at the moment, but here's what we have found so far:

Subject: File No. SR-NSCC-2021-010
From: Kenneth Griffin
Affiliation: I work somewhere

November 27, 2021

This rule change will be detrimental to the markets as we know them. Endless share lending? How am i supposed to cover that? Time and time again, i have proven my inability to make markets responsibly. I clearly want out, but you won't let me. I've run it into the ground for years, but you keep propping it up. It's time to stop rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, the game is up. We lost.

Then there's this absolute corker:

Subject: File No. SR-NSCC-2021-010
From: Kenneth Griffin
Affiliation: I work somewhere

November 9, 2021

I feel strongly against this as this would truly be the downfall of my business. See I take money from hard working people and short companies out of existence (I.E. Blockbuster, Sears, RadioShack, Blackberry, Bed Bath and Beyond, AMC Theaters, GameStop just to name a few) in efforts to make profits for myself and my wealthy clients. If you pass this rule the 1% will no longer run this beautiful country built off the backs of hard working Americans to benefit us the wealthy and greedy. So please don't approve this rule as a thank you we will \"donate\" or give you a \"speaking fee\" for saying hello and introducing yourselves at one of our black tie events If you wait then I probably will be in prison soon so please for the love of my own ego don't do this. Thank you

Don't go around making Ken Griffin comments on the SEC website, as he might get a bit pissed off about it

We definitely don't think it's a good idea for people to go around impersonating Mayo boy and leaving purported Ken Griffin comments. No. Of course not. In fact, it's actually not that easy really, as with all bureaucracies, actually finding the quick links to do anything on a website is near to impossible, due to the fact that User Interface and Navigation aren't words well known by the G-Men.

But helpfully, we took the time to trawl around the website, and we found the place to link to for NSCC comments, which you can find here. But again, definitely DO NOT be leaving Ken Griffin comments, as he wouldn't like that. does not recommend anyone ever step out of line and do anything to upset, annoy or disturb Kenny in any way whatsoever. Find out more about what we do here.

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