I Call On Venezuelan General @vladimirpadrino to Try The Fit Board

johnbolton (52)in #fitness • 5 years ago

Today, I call on general @vladimirpadrino to stand up for Venezuela!

General it's your duty to come to my party and try the Fit Board!

This thing is a hell of a lot of fun!

I haven't had this much fun since I spoke at The Heritage Foundation.

Maduro must go... out and buy one of these too!

Maduro must get fit.

Don't listen to the Cubans, Salsa dancing is not gonna get the job done.

You have a duty to protect the Venezuelan people form the dangers of Salsa.

Fit Boarding is your only option.

When I'm on my fit board, nobody usurps my turn.

NotJohnBolton on Twitter General vladimirpadrino I m having a Fit Board party at my place this weekend you ve got to come It s SO much fun I feel so Libertad Just try and usurp my turn on this fun board Maduro must get fit
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5 years ago in #fitness by johnbolton (52)

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dickcheney (45) 5 years ago

The general should try my homemade water board too!

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