I hope you're joking ;-) That is very funny!
I have never used coconut oil, I've heard that virgin olive oil is the most healthy type of oil to cook with. I buy dried coconut milk powder, add water. Some Thai food curry paste usually has a tiny bit of oil in it already, I add a spot of sesame oil or olive oil, then the coconut milk - other ingredients come next. It's a quick and easy dinner - dummy proof. And as I am a bald dummy, it's perfect. No conditioner added by the way!!
Funny, but yes, it's quite true :)
I don't think it's so different, one brand will be certified for consumption I expect, both were pure cold pressed, so no additives. Anyway, it is yummy, the flavor doesn't suit everything though, omelettes for example don't taste quite as you might expect.