Did you not miss a step?
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Step 6: Obnoxiously ask food-serving places for food at no cost, because "I'm doing it for my followers" and get laughed out of restaurants.
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I am one who prefers to eat food, the only time I photograph food is when I'm at a Wedding and getting paid to do it :D
Otherwise, I eat it too quickly to let it be savoured.
I may have to amend my guide with your point! Maybe under becoming ‘one of THOSE people”. ;)
Oh, no, you can't do that. I expect royalties and an appearance payment, in perpetuity.
That is reasonable.
I will make installments via upvotes while I wait for the message to perpetuate and another legion of followers to join the cause. ;)
My counter offer.
important step for sure. HA
!PIZZA