Ashburton Grove Invasion

London may have escaped the drama and trauma of the migrant crisis a couple of summers back, but this all changed yesterday as a horde of masses descended on the mother of cities and faced little resistance in completing their takeover.

The invaders came from the East, travelled in formation, repeatedly chanted in a foreign tongue and were led by baton wielding ultras incessantly banging on home made intimidation devices.

The sheer size of the invaders took the authorities charged with the defences of the city by surprise as they were expecting only a small party of invited guests for an insignificant event being held in the better half of the northern part of the city. The authorities later blamed all and sundry for their unpreparedness from unscrupulous touts to the invaders appearing in disguise as the locals.

Victory for the invading horde was completed as they converged on the jewel of London, Ashburton Grove and swiftly overwhelmed the hi-vis guards, spreading to all corners of this once serenely majestic monument to the invincibles. The transformation of the Highbury Library was completed as it became alive with fervour, passion, colour and total support and commitment to your team.

It is rumoured the events of last night has forced the 'Wenger Out Bridge' to go underground waiting for the right time to unleash their banners and retake their home.