You are a nut, @nobyeni! That said, this is very clever and I wish the best of luck to the contestants.
Here is my attempt at winning your heart. A bribe! If you pick me, I will be your editing slave for two solid months. This means I will read anything and everything you send my way for critique, provide insights and suggestions for how to improve your writing voice and polish your work so that publishers will be knocking down your door and begging for more! Rubs hands together with glee.
I'd throw in some money to pay for the door :|
You’re so kind, @carn!
I...um... I didn't mean I'd throw in the money...
Maybe she can just use the towel...
Oh, this is a lovely bribe, thank you. You do know how bribes work, though? You need to hand them over first, before you know the outcome. Otherwise it's just a kind of buying. There is no fun in that.
But I'll wait to see if anyone can over-bribe you, before I commit myself to anything. Looking forward to all your insights though!