WTF IS THIS? - How to write like a pro

in #free3 years ago (edited)

I was looking for a draft of a post that I wrote ages ago, but I found this gem instead.

I'm not sure what I was up to, but it's too good to waste!

(posts like this are why I have turned off the rewards on @sift666)

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How to write like a pro

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Truly, this is a work of genius, and I am imagining the dramatic possibilities of strange pot and long, happy dust...

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Is this how Andy got started..

ps ... good thing I didn't have to reward this post...

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You Sir are not a well puppy 😂

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Bwahahaha .... a dyslexic sick puppy ...rotflmao !!

You succeeded in including powerful keywords. You also managed to resurrect a dead post.

He's alive!!

The thing that most amazes me about this post is that it seems to indicate that people actually do read my @sift666 posts and think "I'm not voting for that moronic crap, this guy is a space cadet" - and I thought nobody cared...

Reading all that someone might think I had mental issues, but I was just experimenting with a new genre.

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One cannot emphasize enough the need for new genres!

Post modernist realism!

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