Dear Android Developers

in #freewrite7 years ago

Please stop annoying me every few minutes. I don't like checking out my phone to find out that I got alerted for some stupid ass spam message from your app.

Do you not understand how to make apps?

Every message you send me annoys me more, and gets me closer to just saying fuck it, and uninstalling your shitty app. Maybe it gets you a few more eyes on your app, but at what cost?

What's more, do you even understand what a game is?

I have games on my phone that play themselves.

Like wtf is that? It's just like some kind of collection app where I watch my characters play with themselves, and occasionally click shit so I can level up my characters and collect more.

That is not a game. I don't even know why I still play them. You just created an addiction machine with pretty graphics. That is not a game.

Please, learn to make fun apps that people like, rather than are just addicted to for whatever reason. It's kind of sick.

Thank you. Goodbye.

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Oh, also, the addiction commercials are also pretty fucking creepy. Why are you advertising that your app is addictive? That's a mental health issue, not a selling point.

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Zero games installed, zero ads served, zero fucks given.

Games are definitely one of the major ad givers, but anti-virus apps are possibly even worse in some cases.

Yeah the sudo anti-virus, they just spam the hell out of you and I don't thing they even protect you a least.

Yeah, most of them don't protect you much, even the ones that are made by pretty famous anti-virus companies, which is rather sad.

Monie matters sadly.