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It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.

As disease riddled as I am, I need to become a crazy cat lady, stat!

A form of AIDS exists in cats.

Wait, don't tell me. I bet it's called feline AIDS.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

So does mine!

British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.