"Blimey is thaur onie mair ways tae make runnin' a thirty- a scuttle gin Frigate onie mair complicated?! Tags ur nae tags, Davits ur cooplings, tomatoe ur tomatae! Blest an' blaither! Nae mair bludy infestations o' trivialities! Cheil th' reek pipes an' ready th' gin deck! We've got mair important things tae fash yerse aboot! Aurrrrgh!"
(What's a tag? 🤔🤨 Bludy millennials...)
Yes...Sairr.
I shall have a word with him... no worries!
He is learning the ropes...