I have a confession... I like dad jokes.
How can you tell if a joke is a dad joke? It's aparent!
This isn't easy for me to talk about, it's something that I try to keep to myself and only share it with my close family and friends. But I think it's time that I make it known on a wider scale, with the announcement of the @lolztoken tribe. You see... umm..
I find corny jokes hilarious. The groaners. The play on words. Jokes that most people roll their eyes at. Every time someone drops an !LOLZ I quickly look for the fresh joke, I haven't hardly seen any repeats... maybe a few.
I say "Hey honey!" "What?" "Did you hear about the cowardly pidgin?" "No, what are you talking about?" "Did you hear about the cowardly pidgin?" "No, I didn't hear about the cowardly pidgin." GRIN... "He lacked COOO-rage!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Time To Stake LOLZ Token
When I heard that LOL is going to have it's own tribe, with another token called FUN, I had to keep up on developments. Sometimes I make pretty deep or sober posts, but as a dad who likes to tell corny dad jokes (multiplied by 6 children laughing), I very much appreciate a tribe that can make me laugh... or fresh ammunition for non-stop dad jokes at the dinner table.
IF you want to make a daddy happy and many laughs at the dinner table, I appreciate any !LOLZ calls on my posts for much joy. They say laughter is the best medicine!
You may have read this already but it bears repeating:
I heard you can put herbs in a garbage can to reduce the smell... but I don't have thyme for that trash! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Benjamin Turner: God fearer. Rooted in Messiah. Husband of @lturner. Father of six wonderful children. The guy behind the camera. Blockchain enthusiast.
Bless the Most High!
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Thanks for helping us spread the news! We !LUV that you love our Dad jokes! We have been so busy working on getting the tribes worked out that we haven't had time to add any new jokes. Now that things are starting to settle down we will be re-staring our weekly(ish) joke challenges and adding some fresh material.
!DROPLOLZ 5
!lolz
!gif corny
!meme
Via Tenor
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(6/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@ironshield - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
LOLZ sounds like it’s going be spreading more FUN across hive in the near future. I’m looking forward to it.
Absolutely! !WINE
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I just knew you had a secret past, Benjamin.
!LOLZ
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Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't
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What are the other 9 people? !LOLZ
😂
HAHAHAHAHA.... yup.
!wine
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LOL
Congratulations, @ironshield Your Post Got 100% Boost.
@ironshield Burnt 86.977 UPME & We Followed That Lead.
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@ironshield - Can you tell me more about this? I'm always looking for ways to grow our post earnings.
@lolztoken Delegate to @hiveupme, they distribute daily support for posts, daily vault tokens (worth 0.10 hive each) and daily upme tokens that can be burned to boost posts.
Hiveupme also has the lowest fees to swap hive from hive-engine, sometimes they even reward certain swaps based on the liquid supply.
Thanks! I already use them to swap Hive and Swap.hive. Even got paid to swap a couple of times! Loved that.
I'm especially interested in the burning to boost posts. How does that work? Do they have a discord server where I can get more info? I went through there posts but didn't really see much about the burning upme to get boosts.
!LOLZ
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in some people’s eyes.
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Here is the discord invite;
https://discord.gg/XYMrvyr
$WINE
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Thanks for the mention. Just staked my lolz.
Take care.
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