Congratulations you win the prize for being todays biggest Daft Apeth's, and have won a free meal for two at the Chinese buffet on West Street , Sheffield (the one they found was infested with lice and radioactive shrews n shit) followed by a night of dancing and comedy fights at a pub in Norfolk Park. Bring the tights, they suit you! If would also help if you put your iron on hot when doing a white shirt, y'daft bugger.
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I'm honoured. And feeling very emotional. I don't know what to say! cries with happiness.
Don't say owt. Its like the oscars. Just stand there looking at the audience gawping at you, waiting for something profound to come out of your mouth. Then slowly slip your hand in your pocket, and quickly knock one out under the lecture. That's what I'd do.
How have I only just read this haha