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Do I look like a cow to you! Where am I supposed to get cheese?! :)

Umm maybe if your udder was bigger you'd resemble one more - look in the fridge it'll be behind the sauce!

The only thing behind the sauce is more sauce!

You will have re-organise promptly before the mac salad goes solid!

I already have three jobs! Wait a minute! Why are we yelling!?

Well this is serious shit you know - theres nothing else to eat but mac salad - yelling is essential!!!