RE: Jon G. Olson - World's Worst Employee

Man. If I had a dime for every time I've whacked myself on a door frame I'd send you a get well card with a nice check inside.

It seems I also have a lot of hair that is disguised as skin so my having a scab on my skull is normal. Absolutely normal.

My brother has an awkward door frame leading into his basement. I've known about it since he got the house and still manage to put a bump on my noggin every trip. This year I waited until I was packing to leave so I had a nice fresh owie to put my helmet on. Not the best timing.

Thanks for the laugh Jon.