Hello Fellow Steemians!
I'm always looking for funny people to follow. If there's somebody that consistently makes you LoL, please leave a link in the comments.
I'm starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I'll never ever use one again. I'm so excited about it. Yes.
May 1, 2014Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher)
"hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?"
December 14, 2013Fro Vo (@fro_vo)
"i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m"
-- how the worm got its name
Jackson 5
September 11, 2013Sage Boggs (@sageboggs)
X S Club 7
X Electric 6
- Blink 182
+ Maroon 5
+ Eve 6
+ U 2
____________
Sum 41
In a disturbing national trend, dogs are becoming less concerned with who's a good boy.
July 3, 2014Beau Hartenstine (@madcaplaughs30)
me when other people get sick: it's probably bc of their awful garbage lifestyle
November 25, 2014KING RAINHEAD (@KingRainhead)
me when i get sick: why do bad things happen to good people
The older you get the more holidays become about keeping your father off a ladder
November 27, 2014shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn)
Sometimes I think I'm cool and then I remember I was one of those roller backpack kids
December 19, 2014Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson)
Luke Skywalker is my favorite hero that looks 100% prepared to figure skate at all times.
January 8, 2015Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf)
*approaches drive-thru window on a camel*
February 18, 2015JasonLastname (@JasonLastname)
"Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."
May I please have a straw?
*camel collapses*
Shhhh no more words. We have emojis now.
February 5, 2015moody monday (@mdob11)
[on a date]
March 31, 2015nige [ham] (@koalaslament)
*showing her pics of my pet lizards*
ME: "and I named this one Queen Elizardbeth"
HER: "I must have sex with you immediately"
Garfield creator breaks silence to give impassioned speech. "It's pronounced Jarfield" he says through tears
December 10, 2014Shawn (@online_shawn)
It's a good idea to say "I know you can talk" to every animal you meet, just in case.
mindflakes (@_mindflakes) March 13, 2015
i've trained my body to wake up every time netflix pauses and press continue
April 30, 2015pascalle (@frenchielaboozi)
I replied "maybe" to your facebook event out of respect for the inherent uncertainty of life's journey.
May 14, 2012Doth (@DothTheDoth)
Employer: so the position is 80 hrs a week, unpaid, exploitive
November 18, 2016kiddo (@mrsjohngoodman)
Me, not listening because im face swapping with a cactus: Perfect
"How fast can you hack into the system!?" "20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
July 13, 2013rory (@rorynotroy)
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
November 4, 2013tim donakowski (@timdonakowski)
Hey Lean Cuisine don't tell me to cook something at 50% power and then stir it, I'm not a master chef.
June 9, 2015mark (@TheCatWhisprer)
the cashier at Petsmart just told me I smell really good which would be a compliment if my competition wasn't a bunch of dogs and gerbils
April 2, 2015kristen drum (@kristendrum)
That's all for now. Have a steemy day :)
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