I Got A New Guard Dog

in #funny • 6 years ago

I got a new dog to guard my house.
It was a little more than I thought I should
pay but I think when word gets out I will
be in a relatively crime free neighborhood.

The nice part is he is a year old and already
fully trained. For your safety you might
want to call the house from the driveway
and in the safety of your car!

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If you close this without UPVOTING ... your left foot will be detached and your nose will fall off... SERIOUSLY.

#joke #animals #dog #guns
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     6 years ago  

    Some stray Russian dogs have figured out how to use the subway system in order to travel to more populated areas in search of food.

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