Funny jokes

in #funny6 years ago

Two young sweethearts are both "naive" in terms of sex. The boy, however, feeling the impulses to his girlfriend: "Love, please, let me touch!". "No dear, only when we get married!" "Come on, what does it cost you? I just want to touch it!" "I told you no, once you get married you can do whatever you want!" "At least let me see it!" "What are you doing, do not you hear us? You have to wait for the wedding day!" "Oh, come on, I just want to see ...". The girl pity, knowing she should only show her, consents. The boyfriend, all a shudder, raises her skirt, pulls down her panties, looks at it, sniffs and worries: "SNIFF ... SNIFF ... what do you say, we get there until the wedding day?"