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Thanks, you could have cleaned up a little before you left tho! and why does the sink back-up constantly, and jeez the closet smells so bad when you approach, I can't bring myself to look inside, maybe next time you visit you could take a look

Sorry about that mate, I left 2014's unsealed Christmas home-brew in the closet, my nose doesn't work. I reckon you could still drink it and have yourself a whale of a time.

As for the sink, just wash your hands in the toilet bowl like a normal person.