Today I Learned: Raw toast = Bread Hahahaaaaaa!
According to Corrine Purtill: A shitshow. No less an authority than the Oxford English Dictionary describes a shitshow as a “situation or state of affairs characterized by chaos, confusion, or incompetence.” A clusterfuck may come to possess all those characteristics, but is more properly identified by the decisions that produced it than its outcome.
I think clusterfuck is what you were looking for LOLLL.
I needed that clusterfuck/shitshow today :)
Maybe it's a shit cluster.