In one of my neighboring home towns Vinning, IA they have a 'Testicle Festival'. Rocky Mountain ostlers. they skin them, cut them up and put them in hot water. They they raffle a shot gun at the end. Perhaps that would get your some votes.
https://www.desmoinesregister.com/videos/news/local/kyle-munson/2014/02/07/5273955/
I'd be a huge hit at that party!