well, maybe try this guy,
I made a feeble attempt to put you together in a photo to see if he would be a suitable lackey. He has served in a similar position before but never for someone as asteemed and worthy as yourself...
he even has his own cape (not as long as yours of course) and a small mask, *(not as magnificent as yours either) *and even some kind of home made uniform
he also had a very simple human name: Robin (but you can of course feel free to call him whatever you want)
Does he have his own pants? Pants may be required for this position.
Does he have his own
Pants? Pants may be required
For this position.
- lordvader
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