Drunk drivers in Wine Country

in #funny7 years ago

In Wine country, there is wine. Everywhere you look, you see a sign for the nearest winery, be it big or small, and they are selling wine by the barrel to whosoever happens to be driving by. Of course none of what I say will be true, but frankly, I had nothing else to write about. Now, this is a problem because, yep, you guessed it. Drunk driving! It is now almost an everyday thing, when half a drivers car is clinging to the road while the other is hanging precariously over the cliffs and valleys of the region. This is especially dangerous because there are golfers in those valleys looking for their balls, and it would be disastrous if a semi were to fall and flatten them, or any car really!580b585b2edbce24c47b264f.png
Now THAT'S a problem! Who's going to collect the balls then? Why, the local brats of course! I, in fact was one of them! Simply call your neighbor with bratty kids and politely ask them to fetch the balls for ten dollars while restraining from hitting them for hiding lighters in all your firewood. After all, kids need money, and what good is it to them if they're in the hospital?
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Well, I guess that sums up my stupid rant about a couple things that you hopefully won't have second thoughts about, and won't cause the police to break into my house and personally delete my steemit account. Thank-a-yooa!

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Hey, way to go, you've made your Steemit debut! Now you need to do an introductory post so we all know who we're dealing with. No need to use real names.

Sounds like you grew up in the Niagara region. So familiar...right down to the golf ball brats. No mention of cars off of piers or into canals so I expect you're not from the land of Goof. What we called Baby Duck and Baby Bear...back in the day. Welcome to steemit @gesipooonen4

~may all hatred cease...let there be peace~