Those rejects on page nine are very interesting. After reading the blurbs under them, I actually wanted to click on them. This one is pretty catchy, for instance: "here are four simple, yet crucial steps on how to...smudge a face".
I'm also a bit curious about that link you cut off. I want to know more about that "fucking hero" that mixes flour, sugar, cardamom, and salt. I like cardamom.
Nutella be damned. That stuff gives me a stomach ache.
I was once handed two Nutella sampler packets in the mail. I ate that shit, raw. It didn't have much of a flavor. Reminded me of envelopes.
In the past, when I wanted a stomach ache, I would eat it on raw toast. Everything is better on raw toast.