I’d like to point out that before I edited that reply it originally had a typo that read, “Now that I look like the kind of guy that wants to watch girls drink my ore...” which, if I’m being honest, is a way better story.
Because all you’d be able to picture is this, like, wealthy old timey steel magnate with a monocle and pocket watch who likes to go out to the mines that he owns dressed up like a lady so that he can smelt some ore and see if he can get any of the poverty stricken miners’ wives to drink it.
I'd rather drink your pee than imagine that scenario