Hi Folks ,
I am back with my next post in this series.
So , below are some more one liners which are killing and make you sound smart.
Enjoy...
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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